when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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