my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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