i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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