I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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