Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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