i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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