is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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