If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She even gives head with a lisp.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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