so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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