I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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