brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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