dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
