who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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