Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt