Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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