I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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