In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I had to cum in my sink.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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