Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i now understand why vodka
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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