Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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