that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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