Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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