At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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