Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
The air was thick with penises
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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