She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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