she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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