why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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