Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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