: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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