what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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