I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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