Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
me + whiskey = a bad person
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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