If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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No subtext here. People are naked.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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