so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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