It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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