Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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