You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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