I think scott just propositioned me for sex
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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