singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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