Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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