Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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