the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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