A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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