i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just come out here and I will go home with you...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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