12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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