We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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