my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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