so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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