Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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