Define "chronic" masturbator.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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