Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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