Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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