Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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