It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
We named our party play list daddy issues
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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